The Constitutional Monarchy of Djurs Sommerland is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.778 billion Djurs Sommerlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The all-consuming Djurs Sommerlandian economy, worth 161 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,674 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djurs Sommerland's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Djurs Sommerland is ranked 53,967^th in the world and 1,650^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.